March 2012
75 posts
Tell a therapist, not Facebook.
lolsofunny:
The Funniest.
lmao, this is fucking true
When my parents call:
When my boo calls:
When that annoying nigga who i try to be nice to calls:
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.
Melissa's baby is overdue by about 50 years...
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
Dear Future Girlfriend: Dear Future Girlfriend, →
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I can be your knight in shining armor. I can protect you from all the evils in the world. I can do anything you want me to do. I will sing you to bed every night, and I will sing you awake. I have a heavenly voice when I sing Secondhand Serenade. I will text you every morning, every day, and every…
