My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
- BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.